Thursday, February 4, 2010

At Long Last, The List...

"and it went a little like this..."

There has been a slight change in the process of bringing to you the most beloved albums of the past decade (hence, the massive delay). Pretty much most of the second paragraph of the last post can be disregarded. Forgoing the categories, the albums will be filed under their respective year of release and presented in a neat and orderly fashion for your perusal. Pigeonholing these albums into specific categories was not only an exercise in futility, it was exceedingly unfair. The rest of the previous post still applies, however.

The only part of that second paragraph that still stands is that bit about the 1%. I’ve picked the best, and separated them from the rest, and naturally am saving them for last.

[REMINDER: all the albums were considered together. That is to say, albums from 2000 and 2001 were up against albums from every other year, not just their own. Some years are just going to be better for music. Hence the TC count. The TC (or Total Considered) is the number of albums from any given year that were beaten out for the slot on this list. It is followed by the percentage of records from that year that made it to the list.]

So, without further ado (let’s just get this over with already), here are:

The Best albums of 2000: (TC 77: 7.79%)

Dead Prez – Let’s Get Free; Loud Records (If you've seen Chappelle's Show, you've heard This Beat...)

Deltron 3030 – Deltron 3030; 75 Ark Records (Secretly plotting your demise...)

Iron MaidenBrave New World; EMI

Johnny Cash – American III: Solitary Man; American Recordings

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Pay Attention; Island Def Jam Records (Remember third-wave ska-core? It was hot in those suits...)

Richard Cheese – Lounge Against the Machine; Ogilo Records (It's an improvement...)

Ween – White Pepper; Elektra

Wesley Willis – Never Kill an Ape; Wesley Willis Records

The Best Albums of 2001: (TC 95: 11.58%)

Aesop Rock Labor Days; Definitive Jux Records

Andrew WK – I Get Wet; Island Records (I know someone who does exactly this...)

Clem Snide – The Ghost of Fashion; spinART Records

Daft Punk – Discovery; Virgin Records (It's my understanding that this mostly happens in Spain...)

Fugazi – The Argument; Dischord

Manu ChaoPróxima Estación: Esperanza; Virgin

Necro – Gory Days; Psycho+Logical-Records (Valuable lessons...)

Oysterhead – The Grand Pecking Order; Elektra Records (I was there when this happened...)

Spoon – Girls Can Tell; Merge Records

System of a Down – Toxicity; American Recordings (This is how it started...)

Tenacious D – Tenacious D; Epic Records (And so it was written...)

Tool – Lateralus; Volcano Entertainment (If you watch only one of these videos, let it be this one...)

The Best Albums of 2002: (TC 104: 9.62%)

Bad Religion – The Process of Belief; Epitaph Records (The singer is a science professor...)

Boards of Canada – Geogaddi; Warp Records (This is the best way to listen to this song...)

Bohren & der Club of GoreBlack Earth; Wonder Records

Elvis Costello and the Imposters – When I was Cruel; Island Records

The Flaming LipsYoshimi Battles the Pink Robot; Warner Bros. Records

The Les Claypool Frog Brigade – Purple Onion; Prawn Song Records (Buckle up...)

Nekromantix – Return of the Loving Dead; Hellcat Records (I wish they all could be Subcultural Girls...)

The Roots – Phrenology; Geffen Records (They didn't get here by playing to Jimmy Fallon every night...)

Strung Out – An American Paradox; Fat Wreck Chords

Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot; Nonesuch Records (A double kick drum by the river in the summer...)

The Best Albums of 2003: (TC 116: 6.03%)

Bonobo – Dial ‘M’ For Monkey; Ninja Tune Records

Children of Bodom – Hate Crew Deathroll; Century Media

Infected Mushroom – Converting Vegetarians; BNE/Yoyo Records

Jay Z – The Black Album; Roc-A-Fella/Island Def Jam Records

Electric Six – Fire; XL Recordings

The Mars Volta – De-loused In the Comatorium; Universal Records

Radiohead – Hail to the Thief; Parlophone Records

The Unicorns – Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone?; Alien 8

The Best Albums of 2004: (TC 163; 6.13%)

The Arcade Fire – Funertal; Merge

Clutch Blast Tyrant; DRT Entertainment

FintrollNattfödd; Century Media

Grizzly Bear – Horn of Plenty; Kanine/Warp Records

GWAR – War Party; DRT Entertainment

Hella – The Devil Isn’t Red; 5 Rue Christine

Interpol – Antics; Matador

Iron & Wine – Our Endless Numbered Days; Sub Pop

Mastodon – Leviathan; Relapse Records

Marigold – Half Winter, Half Spring in the Unreal City; Self-Released

MF Doom – MM Food; Rhymesayers Entertainment

Ted Leo & the Pharmacists – Shake the Sheets; Lookout! Records

Tom Waits – Real Gone; ANTI-

The Best Albums of 2005: (TC 161; 6.83%)

13 & God 13 & God; anticon./Alien Transistor

Bloc PartySilent Alarm; Wichita Recordings

Bright EyesI’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning; Saddle Creek

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Clap Your Hands Say Yeah; Self- Released

Dangerdoom The Mouse and the Mask; Epitaph

Death Cab For CutiePlans; Atlantic

K’Naan The Dusty Foot Philosopher; BMG Music (Canada)

M83Before The Dawn Heals Us; Groom (Europe)

Minus the Bear Menos el Oso; Suicide Squeeze

My Morning Jacket – Z; ATO

The New PornographersTwin Cinema; Matador

Wolf ParadeApologies to the Queen Mary; Sup Pop

The Best Albums of 2006: (TC 138; 9.42%)

!!!Mythtakes; Warp Records

The Arctic MonkeysWhatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not; Domino

Band Of Horses – Everything All The Time; Sub Pop

Beirut Gulag Orkestar; Ba Da Bing!

Buckethead The Elephant Man’s Alarm Clock; TDRS Music

Built to Spill You in Reverse; Warner Bros.

The Decemberists The Crane Wife; Rough Trade Records

Girl Talk Night Ripper; Illegal Art

The KnifeSilent Shout; Rabid Records

LCD Soundsystem 45:33; DFA

M. Ward Post-War; Merge Records

Mogwai Mr. Beast; Matador

Peeping TomPeeping Tom; Ipecac Recordings

Ratatat – Classics; XL Recordings

Rodrigo y GabriellaRodrigo y Gabriella; ATO Records

ZombiSurface to Air; Relapse

The Best Albums of 2007: (TC 66; 18.18%)

Animal CollectiveStrawberry Jam; Domino

BattlesMirrored; Warp Records

Chromeo Fancy Footwork; Turbo

Crystal CastlesCrystal Castles; Last Gang Records

Dan DeaconSpiderman of the Rings; Carpark Records

Golgol BordelloSuper Taranta; Side One Dummy

Justice Cross; Ed Banger Records

Menomena Friend and Foe; Barsuk

MGMTOracular Spectacular; Sony/Colombia

The National – Boxer; Beggars Banquet

Of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?; Polyvinyl

Shellac Excellent Italian Greyhound; Touch & Go

YeasayerAll Hours Cymbals; We Are Free

The Best Albums of 2008: (TC 17; 17.64%)

Does It Offend You, Yeah?!You Have No Idea What You’re Getting Yourself Into; Virgin

High Places03/07 – 09/07; Thrill Jockey

Sigur Rós - Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust; EMI

The Best Albums of 2009: (TC 14; 53.71%)

Eminem Relapse; Interscope

Monsters of FolkMonsters of Folk; Rough Trade

Mos Def The Ecstatic; Downtown

Phoenix Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix; V2 Records

Taken By TreesEast of Eden; Rough Trade

...Links to follow. Maybe. Or not.